My company has the worst internal human resources site ever. It's actually outsourced, so the username and password have nothing to do with any other user or pass on any other part of the company intranet. What's more, it expires your password every six days.
So every time, I have to call the help desk and get them to reset the password (because of course the self-service reset doesn't work.) I looked up the help desk number, and called...and got some other random company that provides career counseling and depression therapy.
Kafka would have written something similar, I believe.
