Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash: Pick Two (aghrivaine) wrote,
Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash: Pick Two

My life as a sitcom, part sixty kabillion

First time i'm seeing my East Coast relatives in about four years. They call to say they're on the 110, headed for the 10, to come for dinner. Got delicious carnitas on the stove, and a little bit of cooking and cleaning left to do.

When of course, just THEN, my cat poos on the carpet, and Mab-the-dog steps in it and tracks it all over. I scramble to clean it up, still smears of baking soda on the carpet... carnitas done, broiler on, dashing around trying to finish everything...

and of course, just then, the fire alarm goes off.

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