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Dog indignity

I took Blink for a run at lunchtime yesterday. As we were cooling down on the last half block, he became intensely interested in a cat on the other side of my neighbor's fence. He lunged under my feet.

I tripped and twisted my ankle. I teetered for a second, then he bumbled into me and I did a slow fall, like a tree. Like a tree felled by an easy-distracted lumberjack. With giant ears.

I fell on my ass, with one cheek on the curb, and one hanging in space. Again in slow-motion, I fell over backwards into the street and cracked my head on the asphalt. Then, lying spread-eagled in the street, Blink was pulled over by the leash, and promptly stepped on my nuts.

And that was my Monday. How was yours?

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regina_of_york
Jul. 28th, 2010 01:36 pm (UTC)
Ouch!
pyr8queen
Jul. 28th, 2010 02:59 pm (UTC)
Just wear a cup.
aghrivaine
Jul. 28th, 2010 03:09 pm (UTC)
I will not wear a cup around the house! How about you wear an armored bra to just do housework? What do you think of that!?
pyr8queen
Jul. 28th, 2010 03:10 pm (UTC)
Hahahaha. it's mostly a joke. But, so far my breasts have not been endangered by the dogs, or by anyone else, whilst inside the house. Or otherwise, for that matter.
aghrivaine
Jul. 28th, 2010 03:11 pm (UTC)
If it will help you understand, it can be arranged.
pyr8queen
Jul. 28th, 2010 03:17 pm (UTC)
no, no, that's ok. thanks.
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