Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash: Pick Two (aghrivaine) wrote,
Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash: Pick Two
aghrivaine

Dog indignity

I took Blink for a run at lunchtime yesterday. As we were cooling down on the last half block, he became intensely interested in a cat on the other side of my neighbor's fence. He lunged under my feet.

I tripped and twisted my ankle. I teetered for a second, then he bumbled into me and I did a slow fall, like a tree. Like a tree felled by an easy-distracted lumberjack. With giant ears.

I fell on my ass, with one cheek on the curb, and one hanging in space. Again in slow-motion, I fell over backwards into the street and cracked my head on the asphalt. Then, lying spread-eagled in the street, Blink was pulled over by the leash, and promptly stepped on my nuts.

And that was my Monday. How was yours?

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