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I can lay on my dog and make him moo.
Sometimes if I haven't brushed my teeth, my breath is so bad that bees come out.
I can levitate birds, but only when they're in flight.
My cat looks like a tiny tiger, but is, in fact, just a cat.

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darknbitter
Jan. 13th, 2010 12:06 am (UTC)
you're the most interesting man in the world?
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