Many of you have not had the pleasure of making the acquaintance of nephandi, which is really your loss, as he is a capital fellow. His arrival in Los Angeles was heralded by exaltations of larks, swooping through the sky happily warbling a welcome, by interesting and somewhat lubricious cloud-formations in the heavens, and by porpoises frolicking in the surf and spelling out greetings in sanskrit.

Since his arrival was such a momentous occasion, I thought it appropriate to share the video of nephandi himself stretching out after getting off the bus.