- Be kind to every badger I meet. (No repeats of 2003!)
- Smell even more spectacular!
- Sign any autograph that is requested of me. (See first parenthetical note. In my defense, that badger was way too persistent.)
- Stop seducing people with the magnetism of my smoldering gaze alone.
- Eat fewer suburbs.
- Finally get it resolved with Sir Francis Bacon. Way overdue. Sorry Frank.
- Be cats.
- Extrude less glitter from my pores.
- Let other people win sometimes. Particularly children.
That should do it.
