2009 is milk!

This year I will:

Be kind to every badger I meet. (No repeats of 2003!)
Smell even more spectacular!
Sign any autograph that is requested of me. (See first parenthetical note. In my defense, that badger was way too persistent.)
Stop seducing people with the magnetism of my smoldering gaze alone.
Eat fewer suburbs.
Finally get it resolved with Sir Francis Bacon. Way overdue. Sorry Frank.
Be cats.
Extrude less glitter from my pores.
Let other people win sometimes. Particularly children.

That should do it.