Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash: Pick Two (aghrivaine) wrote,
Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash: Pick Two

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Messing with Scammers, take 3

Another Nigerian bank scam - another chance to scam the scammers!

My Dear Teddy Williams, esq;

What a delight ot hear that Late Engr. Jurgen Kruger wishes to support my humanitarian efforts. As you must know by now, the Foundation has made substantial outreach to the vicitms of the despotic regime of Sauron, now desposed. Many of his Ministry Officials went into voluntary exile, and the rest of the citizens of Mordor were left in a state of extreme distress. Accustomed to a lifetime deprived of basic human (and other) rights, without civil liberties, with no free press, and worst of all - without the right to worship as they please! On behalf of the Valar Foundation, then, it is with great relief that I hear that Late Engr. Jurgen Kruger has left us a bequest. This will allow us to make great strides in famine relief, humanitarian (and other) work, education, and "purification". We hope that downtown Barad Dur will soon be as pleasant as any suburban American city!

Please let us know how we can gain access to the sum of Thirty Million, One Hundred Thousand Dollars (£500.000.00 BRITISH POUNDS) to further our work. Also, please e advised that the head of the Foundation, Manwe Sulimo Smith is currently unavailable. Further, his first assistant, Roger Faramir is also away in Hithlum, and will not return until after his tour of Southern Ithilien concludes. That leaves myself, the Foundations American Director, in temporary charge. I do have power of attorney, though, and will happily be of assistance. In fact, I am currently involved in distributing the sum of $87,523.00Amerian dollars, which we need to exchange into another nation's currency because of the decreasing value of the American dollar. If you know of any extra-national agencies which could be of assistance in holding the sum of $87,523.00 for us, we would be grateful. Normally we work with local artists, to foster exchange of culture between Mordor and other nations. The transfer can also be arranged in the form of grants to artists.

Yours in service;

David Krieger

United States of American Director

Valar Foundation

Barristers' Chambers: TEDDY WILLIAMS & ASSOCIATES Tel.:+447023096505 +447023099907 E-mail: Address:33 Bedford Row London WC1R 4JH, England PARTNER MANAGING TEDDY WILLIAMS & ASSOCIATES LONDON - UK. On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Engr. Jürgen Krügger. I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter was returned undelivered. I hereby attempt to reach you again by this same email address on the WILL. I wish to notify you that late Engr. Jürgen Krügger made you a beneficiary to his WILL. He left the sum of Thirty Million, One Hundred Thousand Dollars (£500.000.00 BRITISH POUNDS) to you in the Codicil and last testament to his WILL. This may sound strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real and true. Being a widely traveled man, he must have been in contact with you in the past or simply you were nominated to him by one of his numerous friends abroad who wished you good. Engr. Jürgen Krügger until his death was a member of the Helicopter Society and the Institute of Electronic & Electrical Engineers. He was a very dedicated Christian who loved to give out. His great philanthropy earned him numerous awards during his life time. Late Engr. Jürgen Krügger died on the 13th day of December, 2007 at the age of 80 years, and his WILL is now ready for execution. According to him this money is to support your humanitarian activities and to help the poor and the needy in our society. Please if I reach you as I am hopeful, endeavor to get back to me as soon as possible to enable me conclude my job. I hope to hear from you in no distant time. Note: You are advise to contact me with my personal email address: I await your prompt response. Yours in Service, BARRISTER TEDDY WILLIAMS ESQ. PRINCIPAL PARTNERS: Barrister Aidan Walsh.Esq Markus Wolfgang, Mr. John Marvey Esq, Mr. Jerry Smith Esq


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