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Jellyfish

I want to put a jellyfish in someone's bathtub. Ideally they wouldn't notice until it was full, or at least partially full from a shower. Then they would wonder,"How the heck did a jellyfish get in my bathtub?"

This would no doubt hatch all sorts of wild theories, like, "Did it swim up the drain?" Talk around the water cooler at work. Bemused emails to distant relatives. Digital pictures taken with cell phone cams.

If you think about it, I'm doing the world a disservice by NOT putting a jellyfish in someone's bathtub.

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joshwasta
Jul. 17th, 2008 04:29 pm (UTC)
...the stinging....in the crotch....

-Wasta
aghrivaine
Jul. 17th, 2008 04:30 pm (UTC)
Well, not the stinging kind.
joshwasta
Jul. 17th, 2008 04:30 pm (UTC)
I wasn't aware there were different kinds.

-Wasta
joemorf
Jul. 17th, 2008 05:46 pm (UTC)
It should definitely be a stinging kind...

That way, you can leave a little mason jar full of urine next to the tub with a note: this will come in handy later. Point away from face.

Of course, that would screw up the mystery of the jellyfish... because then you'd be like, WTF? Who is leaving mason jars full of urine in my bathroom?

~j
aghrivaine
Jul. 17th, 2008 05:49 pm (UTC)
Right. The point is, for it to be a mystery as to whether the jellyfish got there by itself or not. Also, I doubt the jellyfish would be alive, since unless you pre-filled the bathtub, it would dry out. And honestly, who wouldn't notice that their bathtub was already full?
anisette_toast
Jul. 17th, 2008 04:43 pm (UTC)
This just made me giggle out loud at work.
toast3r
Jul. 17th, 2008 05:17 pm (UTC)
Kinky.
regina_of_york
Jul. 17th, 2008 06:25 pm (UTC)
Lol. Thanks, I needed the laugh.



(And now I kinda want to do this, too.)
blanchemains
Jul. 17th, 2008 07:19 pm (UTC)
I think I am getting a clearer picture now about how that big alligator lizard got into my bathroom last week...
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