I want to put a jellyfish in someone's bathtub. Ideally they wouldn't notice until it was full, or at least partially full from a shower. Then they would wonder,"How the heck did a jellyfish get in my bathtub?"
This would no doubt hatch all sorts of wild theories, like, "Did it swim up the drain?" Talk around the water cooler at work. Bemused emails to distant relatives. Digital pictures taken with cell phone cams.
If you think about it, I'm doing the world a disservice by NOT putting a jellyfish in someone's bathtub.
This would no doubt hatch all sorts of wild theories, like, "Did it swim up the drain?" Talk around the water cooler at work. Bemused emails to distant relatives. Digital pictures taken with cell phone cams.
If you think about it, I'm doing the world a disservice by NOT putting a jellyfish in someone's bathtub.
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That way, you can leave a little mason jar full of urine next to the tub with a note: this will come in handy later. Point away from face.
Of course, that would screw up the mystery of the jellyfish... because then you'd be like, WTF? Who is leaving mason jars full of urine in my bathroom?
~j
(And now I kinda want to do this, too.)