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This morning the worst thing that's happened to me in quite a while happened. I had a meeting at a data-center in El Segundo, so left from home instead of driving up to Santa Monica first. As a consequence I had time for coffee and breakfast - but because I was pokeying around and watching Jon Stewart and so forth, realized I had less time than I expected. I bolted down my cereal, slugged down the rest of my coffee and tried to brush my teeth very quickly.

Brushing your teeth RIGHT after eating is never a good idea. In this case, it was a spectacularly bad idea. Eating and drinking so quickly, I had to burp. I was midst tooth-brushing when I did so. The burp turned into one of those "throw up in the back of your mouth" things. Which of course I then tried to swallow, but had a mouth full of toothpaste and toothbrush, and so didn't close my mouth completely.

I thought tooth-paste and orange juice was disgusting together - I promise, tooth-paste and vomit is infinitely worse.

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tara62
May. 14th, 2008 02:27 pm (UTC)
...........omg...
blanchemains
May. 14th, 2008 02:31 pm (UTC)
In other words, life is so great of late that THAT'S the worst thing to have happened?

All grossness aside, thats awesome! Or epic. Or whatever the current word is.
(You know what I mean!)
aghrivaine
May. 14th, 2008 03:56 pm (UTC)
Yes, exactly - that's the worst thing to happen in a while. I am thoroughly grateful that it's the case.
cacofunny
May. 14th, 2008 07:47 pm (UTC)
Ever had cranberry sauce with a milk chaser? BLECH!! I can't eat the sauce at Thanksgiving anymore because of it, even though I don't drink milk for dinner anymore. Too many bad memories.
(Anonymous)
May. 17th, 2008 04:23 pm (UTC)
WOW. Just...wow. DAMN. Wow.
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