She told me of her "epic sinus problems". And that was it - EPIC. I mean, it brings to mind fur-clad warriors in frozen wastelands brandishing aloft mighty blades of wicked steel - it brings to mind huntsmen sounding brazen horns in pursuit of a rapacious dragon - every Chuck Heston movie ever made - casts of thousands - wrestling with angels and demons - it is vast, it is mighty - and its good!
Epic is the new awesome. Get out there and use it!