Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash: Pick Two (aghrivaine) wrote,
Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash: Pick Two
aghrivaine
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The collection

I just found this very useful livejournal searching tool. Which allowed me to find some of my old "Open Letter" entries, which I, at least, find amusing.
Here are several:

An Open Letter to Package Manufacturers

An Open Letter to Mr. Epson

An Open Letter to the Bicycle Thief

An Open Letter to the Free Press

An Open Letter to Maureen Dowd

An Open Letter to Moviefone.com

An Open Letter to Cold Stone Creamery

An Open Letter to Sprint

Alas, some notable entries, like my complaints to Entenmann's bakeries I can't track down, nor my product suggestion letters to Tasty-kake bakeries. Nor my advice to the Philadelphia Zoo, RE: the zooballoon. Posterity can only suffer for their lack.
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