Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash: Pick Two (aghrivaine) wrote,
Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash: Pick Two

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East Bumbleford

I made my dream city on - it's called East Bumbleford.
My rule will be despotic but enlightened; under my command, all residents will be given a puppy, or a robot-servant with laser-death-claws, their choice. Also, defenestration will be the sole means of public justice. Flaking on people will be punishable by same. Please go and visit East Bumbleford. There is only a modest tourism tax, which you can pay to me in the form of snickerdoodle cookies, favors of the intimate variety, or the cruel elimination of my foes. Contact me for details - you can find me in the Mayoral Palace and Fortress-Of-Horrific-Awesomeness. East Bumbleford, a great place to work and live!

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