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The Velociraptor Effect

The Velociraptor Effect: (The və-lŏs'ə-rāp'tər uh'-fekt)
Noun - the condition of both arms being so sore as to necessitate being held close to the body, and partly curled. Like a velociraptor. Caused by the repeated lifting of heavy weights by a body that is 90% suet and 10% dork.

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(Anonymous)
Dec. 1st, 2007 08:20 am (UTC)
Mmmmmmmm.... suet. -K

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