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The Velociraptor Effect

The Velociraptor Effect: (The və-lŏs'ə-rāp'tər uh'-fekt)
Noun - the condition of both arms being so sore as to necessitate being held close to the body, and partly curled. Like a velociraptor. Caused by the repeated lifting of heavy weights by a body that is 90% suet and 10% dork.

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silvertongue1
Nov. 30th, 2007 05:23 am (UTC)
Oh gosh, that's funny!!! I get that after doing 3 sets of 12 reps on 40lb bicep curls, and at the end of weight training.
Gah.
~Amanda
blanchemains
Nov. 30th, 2007 05:26 am (UTC)
If they are *heavy* weights it must mean The Project is coming along, no?
aghrivaine
Nov. 30th, 2007 05:34 am (UTC)
It is coming along, to be sure. Mightiness ensues.
(Anonymous)
Dec. 1st, 2007 08:20 am (UTC)
Mmmmmmmm.... suet. -K
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