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dusseldorf

i have arrived in dusseldorf. everzthing is different, including kezboards. Zou can tell because I keep tzping z when I mean y.

People walk on their hands. Cars drive backwards down the streets. The water runs the wrong waz down the drain. I don't mean right to left ß I mean... it runs right up into the air! Cats and dogs, sleeping together, human sacrfice, mass hzsteria!

Still itäs amaying. That horse that has been in front of the cart so long reallz doesnät know what to do with his newßfound freedom. Go horse!

I am safe and well. Never better, despite the conspiracz of German supermarkets to poison me with a massive excess of cookies and meat. But honestlz, if zou have to pick a waz to go, cookies and meat arenät all that bad...

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silvertistel
Oct. 15th, 2007 02:13 pm (UTC)
But are you wearing pirate outfit while in the supermarkets??

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