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dusseldorf

i have arrived in dusseldorf. everzthing is different, including kezboards. Zou can tell because I keep tzping z when I mean y.

People walk on their hands. Cars drive backwards down the streets. The water runs the wrong waz down the drain. I don't mean right to left ß I mean... it runs right up into the air! Cats and dogs, sleeping together, human sacrfice, mass hzsteria!

Still itäs amaying. That horse that has been in front of the cart so long reallz doesnät know what to do with his newßfound freedom. Go horse!

I am safe and well. Never better, despite the conspiracz of German supermarkets to poison me with a massive excess of cookies and meat. But honestlz, if zou have to pick a waz to go, cookies and meat arenät all that bad...

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vivesse3
Oct. 13th, 2007 06:34 pm (UTC)
Lolita expresses her lack of being impressed by not even raising her head from her bed as I read this to her. But I am. Hope you're having fun. And considering last night's major rain, I don't think you have to worry about your plants. Enjoy the rest of your trip.
nixieq
Oct. 13th, 2007 07:52 pm (UTC)
yay cookies and meat! but maybe not at the same time, no.

i hope your trip is fantabulous!
glamour_junkie
Oct. 14th, 2007 03:39 pm (UTC)
You need to write all your LJ posts like that, with z's.

It makes you sound exotic, like some Bavarian Count on his first escapade into "the thrum and whirl of those wild Victorian streets of Dusseldorf"!


...or, erm, something like that.
silvertistel
Oct. 15th, 2007 02:13 pm (UTC)
But are you wearing pirate outfit while in the supermarkets??
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