i have arrived in dusseldorf. everzthing is different, including kezboards. Zou can tell because I keep tzping z when I mean y.
People walk on their hands. Cars drive backwards down the streets. The water runs the wrong waz down the drain. I don't mean right to left ß I mean... it runs right up into the air! Cats and dogs, sleeping together, human sacrfice, mass hzsteria!
Still itäs amaying. That horse that has been in front of the cart so long reallz doesnät know what to do with his newßfound freedom. Go horse!
I am safe and well. Never better, despite the conspiracz of German supermarkets to poison me with a massive excess of cookies and meat. But honestlz, if zou have to pick a waz to go, cookies and meat arenät all that bad...
People walk on their hands. Cars drive backwards down the streets. The water runs the wrong waz down the drain. I don't mean right to left ß I mean... it runs right up into the air! Cats and dogs, sleeping together, human sacrfice, mass hzsteria!
Still itäs amaying. That horse that has been in front of the cart so long reallz doesnät know what to do with his newßfound freedom. Go horse!
I am safe and well. Never better, despite the conspiracz of German supermarkets to poison me with a massive excess of cookies and meat. But honestlz, if zou have to pick a waz to go, cookies and meat arenät all that bad...
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i hope your trip is fantabulous!
It makes you sound exotic, like some Bavarian Count on his first escapade into "the thrum and whirl of those wild Victorian streets of Dusseldorf"!
...or, erm, something like that.