I have had a hell of a day. It started with hellacious traffic, then more hellacious traffic to a doctor's office - where a large black man operated on my crotch with a scalpel, and then a laser. Repeat, this morning - someone used a laser on my groin.
Then more hellacious traffic - and then even more hellacious traffic, to another doctor's office where I had my feet x-rayed, folded, spindled and mutliated. Then taped up. I have hairy feet. This won't be much fun coming off. What's worse - I have to do it three times a week for three weeks, and in the mean time, I can't surf or swim. It is 80% likely to be temporarily effective - if it doesn't work, it's surgery with a subsequent period of immobility. It's better than straight to surgery, though. And it turns out it's definitely plantar fasciitis.
To top it off my replacement cell phone did not arrive today, and upon calling to find out about it - the company closed the order, charged me, but did not bother sending the phone out.
It could be a lot worse, but ... I've certainly had better days. Certainly none that involved anyone using a laser on my crotch. Oh the indignity.
Then more hellacious traffic - and then even more hellacious traffic, to another doctor's office where I had my feet x-rayed, folded, spindled and mutliated. Then taped up. I have hairy feet. This won't be much fun coming off. What's worse - I have to do it three times a week for three weeks, and in the mean time, I can't surf or swim. It is 80% likely to be temporarily effective - if it doesn't work, it's surgery with a subsequent period of immobility. It's better than straight to surgery, though. And it turns out it's definitely plantar fasciitis.
To top it off my replacement cell phone did not arrive today, and upon calling to find out about it - the company closed the order, charged me, but did not bother sending the phone out.
It could be a lot worse, but ... I've certainly had better days. Certainly none that involved anyone using a laser on my crotch. Oh the indignity.
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And what the hell is wrong with that podiatrist?! What a buffoon, denying you the peg-leg.
Good luck w/ the feet.
At any rate, I hope all your extremities are healed up nicely, soon!
If I haven't mentioned why my crotch was getting lasered, it's entirely intentional. (And I haven't.) The fact of it, in and of itself, is titillating enough.
Sorry, I wasn't trying to pry. Understandable curiosity, I think. >;) Good luck with WHATEVER it is. I have my suspicions. >:D
Um... I guess that puts you out of The Game for a while?
Plantar fasciitis hurts, I agree.
Hm, I hope these various surgeries will not prevent you from engaging in weekend geekery?
Good luck with the feet!