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Sauron the baby-sitter

Who will take care of the orc-babies in Mordor? Why doesn't anyone think of the children.

nephandi: hm. orc... babysitters? 'your mewling spawn shall not escape our sight or our reach. references available upon request!'

Me: "The shadow of my purpose is on the nursery, and little happens there that doesn't eventually serve my will. Also, finger-painting."

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catrionamacnair
May. 3rd, 2007 06:26 pm (UTC)
One Nazgul Plushie to bring them all, and in the Kindergarden bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows play hopscotch.
blanchemains
May. 3rd, 2007 11:32 pm (UTC)
Who are these fabulous babysitters? And Can I get their number?
wing_angel
May. 4th, 2007 07:20 pm (UTC)
lol
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