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Theatrical Credits

crapdaddy  is in a production of "The Scarlet Pimpernel" and has successfully convinced me to come audition tonight.
I have decided to do so - but am going to submit an entirely farcical theatrical resume. I want to include credits on this resume that will get a laugh out of the theatrical people for their sheer implausibility - but still sound like credits that someone somewhere actually has. For instance -

David Van Osten - Serious Actor - Triple Threat
Lead Dancer - Modern Movement Review - Harlem Dance Troupe

Okay, update - I did it. Here it is, for your enjoyment!

David Van Osten

Serious Actor

Triple Threat


(424) XXX-XXXX

Height: 6’0”

Weight: 215


Voice     Hung out with Enrico Caruso

Acting                         Julliard Academy / Instructor: Brian Atene

Stage Combat             Beijing National  Chinese Opera Company

Dance                          Rudolf Laban Scholarship to Berlin-Brandenburgische Akademie der Ausdruckstanz



 Theatrical -

Pirate King - Pirates of Penzance - Buccaneering Stage Company of Tortuga

Hamlet – Hamlet – The New Vic

Richard Rich – Man for All SeasonsKookaburra Musical Theatre, Australia

Carlotta – Phantom of the Opera - 4th National Bus and Truck Tour

Othello – Othello – Stratford Theatre Festival

2nd Snowflake – Dashing Through the Snow – Mrs. Strine’s 3rd Grade Play

 Film -

Chandelier Swinger – Pirates of the Caribbean

Monkey – Cutthroat Island

Singing Octupus / Swashbuckling Otter – Muppet Treasure Island

Corpse #3 – The Pirate Movie

French Guy Kicked in the Sack – Sharpe’s Revenge - BBC


Thanks for some of your great suggestions!

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