I have decided to do so - but am going to submit an entirely farcical theatrical resume. I want to include credits on this resume that will get a laugh out of the theatrical people for their sheer implausibility - but still sound like credits that someone somewhere actually has. For instance -
Lead Dancer - Modern Movement Review - Harlem Dance Troupe
Okay, update - I did it. Here it is, for your enjoyment!
David Van Osten
Voice Hung out with Enrico Caruso
Stage Combat Beijing National Chinese Opera Company
Pirate King - Pirates of Penzance - Buccaneering Stage Company of
Hamlet – Hamlet – The New Vic
Richard Rich – Man for All Seasons –
Carlotta – Phantom of the Opera - 4th National Bus and Truck Tour
Othello – Othello – Stratford Theatre Festival
2nd Snowflake – Dashing Through the Snow – Mrs. Strine’s 3rd Grade Play
Chandelier Swinger – Pirates of the
Singing Octupus / Swashbuckling Otter – Muppet
Corpse #3 – The Pirate Movie
Thanks for some of your great suggestions!