Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash: Pick Two (aghrivaine) wrote,
Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash: Pick Two
aghrivaine

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worth a shot...

My ad on match.com:

2/3 pirate, 1/3 geek.
SWP (single white pirate) seeks lovely adventurous playmate for various combinations of the three naval traditions. (match wouldn't let me say the one other than rum and the lash...but if you know what I'm talking about... pick any two.)  Must love: scurvy, sea-sickness and comic books. Must loathe: Republicans, plastics, and that blasted pirate-hunter, Captain Hardworthy. I'll get him one day. Please have your own parrot, peg-leg, eyepatch, hook or monkey, as you see fit. Rum, lime and adventure provided. Also romantic sea-chanties. As long as you think "what do you do with a drunken sailor" is romantic.

Any woman who responds to that is clearly a good match for me.
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