If something happens - for the record, I want a viking funeral.
Put me in a boat with my manuscripts and an M-16, and put it out to sea at Venice Beach, and burn it.
Have a big old party on the beach, afterwards. Well, I hope a big ol' party, that would depend entirely on how many people show up - over which I will have no control when it comes time for it.
Give my stuff to my friends that need or want it - and my money and other assets to my sisters. Family treasures to them as well.
And please, someone take care of my cat.