I do not care one jot or one tittle about the reproduction of celebrities. I don't care if they adopt, conceive, steal or parthenogenically reproduce their babies. If one of them manages to brew one up in a mad science experiment, then by all means, tell me about it so I can go find a mob and a passel of torches. Barring that - please stop. There are important things to report on that you're ignoring in favor of million-dollar pictures of celebrity protoplasm.
Knock it off.
P.S. I don't care about their weddings, either.