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Message to Congress

Dear Democratic Majority in Congress;
Okay, you barely won, despite the slam-fucking-dunk handed to you. Now do something - don't just squabble amongst yourselves. Restore Habeas Corpus, outlaw torture, end warrantless wire-tapping, get the deficit under control, peal back tax breaks for Paris Hilton, and do something - anything - different in Iraq. P.S. there is no "war on terror" because terror is a tactic, not an enemy.

Dear Republican Minority in Congress;
Suck it.

Many regards,


( 16 comments — Leave a comment )
Nov. 8th, 2006 06:19 pm (UTC)
I want to repost this in my journal if it's ok with you. You took the words right out of my mouth:).
Nov. 8th, 2006 06:20 pm (UTC)
By all means.
And hey, Rumsfeld resigned!
Nov. 8th, 2006 06:26 pm (UTC)
Kinsey is opining that the next two years are going to be filled with acrimonious gridlock in Congress. Not a fan of that, but the theory has a ring of truth to it. : (
Nov. 8th, 2006 06:27 pm (UTC)
I have a feeling you're right, actually. But honestly, haven't the last six years been filled with acrimonious gridlock?
Nov. 8th, 2006 07:06 pm (UTC)
I'd say not-how can a party which did whatever it pleased while controlling both Houses of Congress as well as the Executive brannch be described as operating under gridlock?
Nov. 8th, 2006 07:08 pm (UTC)
Well, what has Congress actually done for the past few years? Other than rubber-stamp the President's wishes, and approve two Supremes they've accomplished basically none of their agenda.

I'll bet they're all breathing a sigh of relief that they didn't nix the filibuster right about now...
Nov. 8th, 2006 07:07 pm (UTC)
True, but I think the theory is that even less is going to get done than before. Truly frightening!
Nov. 8th, 2006 07:26 pm (UTC)
The favorite phrase I've been walking around uttering the last 12 hours or so is "Suck it, Santorum"... not far off.

I love this post. :)
Nov. 8th, 2006 07:28 pm (UTC)
I tried to be gracious, I really did.
Nov. 8th, 2006 09:09 pm (UTC)
P.S. there is no "war on terror" because terror is a tactic, not an enemy.

omg YES!!
Nov. 8th, 2006 11:14 pm (UTC)
Did you just ask the Democrats to do something? Keep on dreaming...
Nov. 8th, 2006 11:16 pm (UTC)
Right, well previously I asked the Republicans to stop being hypocritical, power-hungry, corrupt assholes. So it only seemed fair that I make a request of the Democrats, too...even if it's just as likely to be ignored.
Nov. 8th, 2006 11:39 pm (UTC)
You might want to also ask them to stop being hypocritical, power-hungry, corrupt assholes, too. It only seems fair.
Nov. 8th, 2006 11:40 pm (UTC)
I will when and if it happens. First you have to have power to abuse it though...
Nov. 9th, 2006 04:37 am (UTC)
Don't worry. Madame Speaker has already said, within the first 100 hours, they'll raise the minimum wage, enact all the policy changes the 9-11 Commission wanted and do other shit I forget at the moment because I'm still hungover from the fact Rumsfeld was fired.

(BTW, this is Jess' ultra-liberal boyfriend.)
Nov. 9th, 2006 05:32 am (UTC)
All I can say is... yay!
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