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Good Day, Mr. Kubrick

Like my friend crapdaddy, this young actor was clasically trained at Juliiard. That's about where the similiarity ends. Watch the most breathtakingly bad audition ever recorded - and yet, without even the slightest hint of humility.

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wickedthought
Oct. 27th, 2006 11:54 pm (UTC)
This guy needs a whack with the Mamet Stick.
aghrivaine
Oct. 27th, 2006 11:55 pm (UTC)
I don't think it would help. He needs a whack with the humility stick. And then a few more just for good measure.

Consider that he never appears anywhere on IMDB, however. I wonder why???
thefrank
Oct. 27th, 2006 11:54 pm (UTC)
We'll Always Have Shatner
Him mentioning that he's a Trekkie explained the utter lack of self-awareness for me. I liked how his "Juliard" accent disappeared whenever he got distracted by his monlogue.

I've seen better acting in the Twilight Tenebrous.
aghrivaine
Oct. 27th, 2006 11:57 pm (UTC)
Re: We'll Always Have Shatner
But he's the most beautifully trained. The most talented. He likes to think of himself as a young Alec Guinness.

Who could be better than that?
thefrank
Oct. 28th, 2006 12:26 am (UTC)
"Beautifully Trained"
I caught that phrase as well. It's now going to stick in my subconscious and take on huge "Friends-level" ironic meaning. ; )
thefrank
Oct. 27th, 2006 11:55 pm (UTC)
PS
I'd bet serious money that he's a drag queen these days and talks like a proud black woman with his galpals.
aghrivaine
Oct. 27th, 2006 11:57 pm (UTC)
Re: PS
I would not take that bet.
laughingwolf042
Oct. 28th, 2006 02:36 am (UTC)
Good Lord.

I thought the character was supposed to be elderly.

Not 16.

Wow.
aghrivaine
Oct. 28th, 2006 02:39 am (UTC)
It's just deliciously awful, isn't it?

Apparently at Julliard, they teach you that A: everyone low income is Southern, and B: shouting = emotion.
laughingwolf042
Oct. 28th, 2006 02:40 am (UTC)
Hey - cool!

Thanks for saving me the tuition money to go! :-)
misskitty14
Oct. 28th, 2006 06:44 am (UTC)
Yeah...somehow Johnny became a 70 year old black woman from Alabama. Beautifully trained, indeed.
misskitty14
Oct. 28th, 2006 06:42 am (UTC)
Oh..... my god.
I can only take solace in the fact that this cum-guzzling mollusk is probably saying, at this very moment....
"And would you like that Super-Sized?"

Do it for Johnny, man. Do it for Johnny.
eefster
Oct. 28th, 2006 12:57 pm (UTC)
I'd love to know whether he 1) really went to Juilliard as a undergraduate and 2) really ever graduated, if that's the standard of his performace.
houseofvirgo
Oct. 28th, 2006 11:28 pm (UTC)
For the love of Gah, how come there wasn't a casting director to yell "NEXT!" in the middle of this!?!?!?
crapdaddy
Oct. 30th, 2006 02:32 am (UTC)
Christ, that's embarrassing. What the Hell was this jackass thinking?

Thank you for this.

It reminded me why I hate other actors so much.
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