I've got an e-text version of LotR, which I will be sure to bring with me tomorrow so I can furtively work on this stuff, wherever I might happen to be. (Not on company time, of course!)
In the mean time, I've got a really sexy new dining room table. It's starting to look suspiciously like an adult lives in my home. Whomever this adult is, I want him rounded up and shot.