The undeniable best implement for dealing with Canadians is the chainsaw. Fire 'er up, and hack 'em to pieces!
Personally, I prefer a shotgun when getting rid of African Americans - you can bag one or two at a time, easily.
Not so funny, is it? So why is it okay if you replace "Jew", "Canadian" and "African American" with "zombie"? Zombies deserve rights, too- and in Austin Texas, some of them took to the streets to protest.
(note, there was a counter-protest by pirates.)