This is the crazy house down the street a bit.

It's hard to tell, but the paintings on the front are of naked chicks riding dragons. There's a full-sized centaur on the roof, and a dragon with glowing eyes (about ten feet long) creeping along the side of the house.

You are all freaking out right now, because this is so awesome. Seriously, save vs. awesome. There's a -5 circumstance modifier, too.