Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash: Pick Two (aghrivaine) wrote,
Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash: Pick Two

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Great Lines

I just used this line, with every expectation of success, on a girl: "Any chance you're into a 40th level dwarven paladin?"

I can't imagine a dorkier pickup line. Well, I can imagine one, I just doubt I, or anyone else, has ever used it. I am a pretty, pretty monkey.

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