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I just used this line, with every expectation of success, on a girl: "Any chance you're into a 40th level dwarven paladin?"

I can't imagine a dorkier pickup line. Well, I can imagine one, I just doubt I, or anyone else, has ever used it. I am a pretty, pretty monkey.

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anisette_toast
Sep. 6th, 2006 11:18 pm (UTC)
Oooh... 40th, you say?

"Take me to bed or lose me forever!"

*grin*
aghrivaine
Sep. 6th, 2006 11:19 pm (UTC)
Not the reaction I was anticipating, but ... hardly an offer to refuse. Who am I to disappoint a lady? ;)
anisette_toast
Sep. 6th, 2006 11:20 pm (UTC)
Lady!

I ain't no lady!
nephandi
Sep. 7th, 2006 12:06 am (UTC)
Sometimes I feel like we are competing to attain the zenith of geek-dom. Other times, I feel like you are winning.
aghrivaine
Sep. 7th, 2006 12:13 am (UTC)
I am routinly in awe of your video game prowess, however.
redstorm
Sep. 7th, 2006 12:13 am (UTC)
I only go for Gnolls, sorry. ;)
aghrivaine
Sep. 7th, 2006 12:14 am (UTC)
No Hordies allowed!
redstorm
Sep. 7th, 2006 03:28 am (UTC)
Buhuh? For why?
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aghrivaine
Sep. 7th, 2006 12:41 am (UTC)
That's more the reaction I would expect.
arya
Sep. 7th, 2006 02:40 am (UTC)
Response: Look of sheer, utter disgust, followed by a fistpump and shout of "FOR THE HORDE!!!!"
arya
Sep. 7th, 2006 02:40 am (UTC)
Lok'tar ogar. Seriously.
harmfulguy
Sep. 7th, 2006 03:38 am (UTC)
In case you missed my earlier post, there are appropriate venues for such things.
aghrivaine
Sep. 7th, 2006 05:08 am (UTC)
It's even funnier that this was on www.plentyoffish.com, however, don't you think?
aghrivaine
Sep. 7th, 2006 11:02 pm (UTC)
Slim pickin's on that site!
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