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One Step Closer to the Zombie Protocols

As you may know, a part of the Zombie Protocols involves a defense-in-depth strategy combined with superior mobility to both fend off hordes of the ravenous dead, as well as escape to safer areas should it become necessary.

Technologically, the Zombie Safehouse is currently practical - a house on 40' greased telephone poles is, after all, quite simple - albeit exotic.

Thus far, however, the Zombie Escape Zeppelin (ZomEsZep) has been impractical. But now, we are one step closer - the personal "skyacht" seen here: http://www.engadget.com/2006/08/07/the-skyacht-practical-personal-blimp/ allows for an individual LTA craft that operates on hot air, rather than helium. At present it only carries one person - but scaling it up to include staterooms and a fantail deck with leather club chairs, bookshelves, servant's quarters and a mahogany bar is a matter of scale rather than design. Technologically, solar cells that will power the craft indefinitely are all that remains to be developed.

Let us hope that the Zombie Appocalypse doesn't occur before the requisite breakthroughs. And that I have the means to acquire the ZomEsZep, when it is possible.


Aug. 9th, 2006 04:08 pm (UTC)
Re: Really?
Whose hands are you afraid of these protocols falling into? Deep-cover Zombie spies? Save us with your wisdom!

The greased pole Zombie Stronghold is an awesome idea. Of course, no matter how impregnable a safe spot, it always goes wrong when surviviors arrive at the doorstep, begging for sanctuary. The defenses are momentarily lowered, then all hell breaks loose.
Aug. 9th, 2006 06:02 pm (UTC)
Re: Really?
Yes, see, that's why the Protocols are secret. The zombies are only HALF the problem. The other half is humans who lose their cool and do something stupid - like momentarily lowering defenses.

If everyone knew the protocols, they would infer ways to force violations of the protocols. This is not acceptable.

Only members of the Zombie Tontin are fully aware of the Zombie Protocols. Naturally, membership in the Zombie Tontin is secret.


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