I had a dream and I woke up myself up laughing.

In my dream, I said, "As far as I'm concerned, there are two fundamental questions that need to be answered; one, where did all the "common-sense conservatives" go? Isn't that supposed to be there thing, and look at what we've got! And two; how many people in this country have Ralph Wiggum tattoos?"

While I can't help but be responsible for what my brain does while I'm sleeping (who else would be, I ask you?) - in this case, I would like to take full credit. Indeed, these questions need to be answered. Indeed.