Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash: Pick Two (aghrivaine) wrote,
Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash: Pick Two


For a while, I was aware that I was drinking too much coffee. The coffee at work is strong, dark, aromatic and free.

I tried to cut down, but it just wasn't working. But then the wellbutrin made me feel pretty speedy, so it wasn't too hard to cut down. Lately it's been a half-a-cup a day, just enough to fend off withdrawal symptoms, basically. Needless to say, my sensitivity to caffeine is way up.

This morning, since I have a very long day today (20 hours or so) I took my time getting in to work. I thought about loafing until the bookstore opened and picking up Coupland's latest, "Jpod". But, I got up bright and early anyway, so I took one of my current books (none of which I'm really loving) to the coffee shop. I got myself a triple-latte (with caramel!).

I. can. see. through. time.

There's your dead mom, and she's waving to you! Look, your childhood pet is gamboling around her!

Hey, there's you at your prom, and you just broke out with a gigantic pimple the night before!

Look, everyone's wearing parachute pants and hypercolor shirts!

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