And then you give the script to be written by to be written by the same team that wrote "XXX: State of the Union" "Elektra" and "Inspector Gadget." People who, I might add, have no love of the franchise, no respect for the characters, and as much talent as a whisky-besotted Irish bonobo ape. I'm not sure if there is such a thing, but were there, I feel confident it could write a script just as good as these two buffoons did.
Then, hand it over to the director who did "Rush Hour 2" - and what do you get? A visually impressive piece of crap.
How do these hacks get handed such a hot property? Sweet cheese, I could have written a better script, and so could my cat.
Let's just pretend it didn't happen.
