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White Flag

Ok, Universe. Truce.
I give.

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stefestella
May. 11th, 2006 04:33 pm (UTC)
Universe: Alrighty. Now, drop and give me twenty.
aghrivaine
May. 11th, 2006 04:34 pm (UTC)
Uh...ok.
Just not in my cube.
stefestella
May. 11th, 2006 04:38 pm (UTC)
LOL!
joshwasta
May. 11th, 2006 04:53 pm (UTC)
The Universe doesn't take prisoners and it doesn't accept truces.

-Wasta
aghrivaine
May. 11th, 2006 04:55 pm (UTC)
Very well. To the death. Tell me where I should send your remains, and my condolences to your widow.
joshwasta
May. 11th, 2006 04:57 pm (UTC)
Oh, I'm not the Universe, bucko. But I know how it works.

-Wasta
aghrivaine
May. 11th, 2006 04:59 pm (UTC)
(I was talking to the Universe)
joshwasta
May. 11th, 2006 05:04 pm (UTC)
(Sorry, didn't mean to interrupt.)

-Wasta
fenriss
May. 11th, 2006 05:21 pm (UTC)
but... the Universe is where I keep all my stuff!
aghrivaine
May. 11th, 2006 05:23 pm (UTC)
Perhaps you could convince the Universe to relent, and maybe this wouldn't be necessary...
fenriss
May. 11th, 2006 05:27 pm (UTC)
Ha. I've never been very good at convincing the intractable old bastard to do much of anything. For you, though, I will try.

Dear Universe,
Please give my friend David a break. He consistently picks himself up and carries on every time you smack him down. By continually refusing to help one who helps himself, you aren’t sending a very positive message to the rest of us. So knock it off, already, OK?

Love
-Rachel
fenriss
May. 11th, 2006 05:23 pm (UTC)
*hug*

I'm sorry I haven't been keeping up with LJ. Not much time in front of computers. Mostly rubbing people. But I empathize with your struggles, my dear one, and I am sending you a special delivery of compassion and encouragement.

You're in the top 3 of the strongest people I know.
aghrivaine
May. 11th, 2006 05:25 pm (UTC)
Thanks. I've been over-the-moon to see that things have gone so well for you - no one deserves it more than you!

I'm having a rough time with this one... rougher than the usual rough time. But what can I do? Soldier on, soldier on...
fenriss
May. 11th, 2006 05:28 pm (UTC)
...as you always do. Sigh. I am sorry.

And thanks for your kinds words. Again. As aways.
nephandi
May. 11th, 2006 07:27 pm (UTC)
Dear Mr. or Ms. Universe,

This letter is to inform you that my client, Mr. David Krieger, is prepared to seek a permanent injunction in Valar District Court against your excessively cruel treatment of him. We demand that you cease and desist any ongoing or further kharmic terrorism against Mr. Krieger.

Sincerely,
Bob Nephandi
Law Slave
Cheat, Swindle & Finagle, LLP
crapdaddy
May. 11th, 2006 08:58 pm (UTC)
*test one. Test two.*
crapdaddy
May. 11th, 2006 08:59 pm (UTC)
ps. You're a gaywad!

NEVER SURRENDER!!!
aghrivaine
May. 11th, 2006 09:00 pm (UTC)
Shh, it's a ruse de guerre ...
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