Now, I am proud to say, I am wearing an even superior set of pantaloons - the nano-tech trousers!
I found them at Target. Normally I would not wear clothing from Target, but in this case... they're nano-technological!
I'm informed by the helpful tag that the "nanotextile" coating makes them stain-resistant, water-repellant, and wrinkle-free.
They are apallingly ugly - a shapeless pair of khakis that are strangely stiff and slick. But... it's NANOTECH, dude!
They're a dark blue, and basically look like work pants. I fear that, due to the nanotechnological background, they may begin self-replicating.
Then, Eric Drexler's "gray goo scenario" could be said to have started in my pants; the entire biosphere of the earth consumed by my trousers.
Fear my pants. (Plus, they contain Galactus, Destroyer of Worlds. Double threat!)