IT manager on a cruise ship. The job description matches my skillset almost perfectly - and it involves living on board a ship, travelling the world for six months of the year - and being an *officer* on a ship, with a steward assigned to your needs, and everything. Uniforms! Exotic ports of call! Oracle database tuning! Pulling up yardarm-to-yardarm, giving 'em a full broadside and boarding in the smoke! Tech support!
I'm psyched. This is my goal - I want this job.