United Nations International War Crimes Tribunal - the Hague
Docket: David V. Krieger
Accused of: Crimes Against Humanity
Nature of Transgression:Karaoke
It is the opinion of this court that Mr. Krieger is clearly guilty of the worst sort of transgression against human morality and decency.
It is further the opinion of this court that the accused has already been punished. In the interest of justice, let the accused's filthy, filthy hangover suffice as "time served".
Tribunal Dismissed.
Docket: David V. Krieger
Accused of: Crimes Against Humanity
Nature of Transgression:Karaoke
It is the opinion of this court that Mr. Krieger is clearly guilty of the worst sort of transgression against human morality and decency.
It is further the opinion of this court that the accused has already been punished. In the interest of justice, let the accused's filthy, filthy hangover suffice as "time served".
Tribunal Dismissed.
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Unless you did your "dance re-mix" version of Dean Martin's "Kick In The Head."
In which case you should have bsmboo shoots driven into your cuticles.