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New Year Crimes Against Humanity

United Nations International War Crimes Tribunal - the Hague

Docket: David V. Krieger
Accused of: Crimes Against Humanity
Nature of Transgression:Karaoke

It is the opinion of this court that Mr. Krieger is clearly guilty of the worst sort of transgression against human morality and decency.
It is further the opinion of this court that the accused has already been punished. In the interest of justice, let the accused's filthy, filthy hangover suffice as "time served".

Tribunal Dismissed.

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lonerhino
Jan. 2nd, 2006 01:42 am (UTC)
Dissenting Opinion
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<It is further the opinion of this court that the accused has already been punished. In the interest of justice, let the accused's filthy, filthy hangover suffice as "time served".>

Unless you did your "dance re-mix" version of Dean Martin's "Kick In The Head."

In which case you should have bsmboo shoots driven into your cuticles.
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