Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash: Pick Two (aghrivaine) wrote,
Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash: Pick Two

An Open Letter from My Shower

Dear David;

More salt, please. Showers have sodium needs to, you know? It used to be that at least once a day, you'd get in covered in sweat from running, riding your bike, or Aikido. Sometimes twice a day - the mornings and afternoon. MMmmm, the salty goodness then. Not to mention those other occasions. You know what I'm talkin' about...

What happened? I am suffering from some serious salt withdrawal. I had to collude with the fridge to sneak some chips at night while you were sleeping! There's an easy solution that will benefit all of us, ok? Get some more exercise. Get out there and work up a sweat, k?

Your Shower

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