In her recent book, "Are Men Necessary?" Maureen Down complains that her own success and power have inhibited her likelihood to be married. Apparently men prefer maids, secretaries and waitresses to flamin' hot, successful, powerful women. Particularly flamin' hot, successful and powerful women who have been sticking it to the Right Wing for years.
I felt it necessary, therefore, to write to Ms. Dowd to let her know that her charms were not lost on us single men.
Dear Ms. Dowd;
Please rest assured many American men find your success, intelligence, wit, and power to be highly attractive qualities. I for one, would gladly be your househusband or pool boy.