Once upon a time, Bruce Campbell called me a knucklehead.
But just now... warren_ellis called me a heartless fucker! Warren Ellis! The man who brought you Transmetropolitan, and other such tales of trans-human filth and near-future turpitude! I'm moving up!
Now if I can just get skzbrust to call me names, my journey will be complete. (grrm has frequently told me I'm a madman obsessed with monkeys, so I think that counts.)