To recap, here is my platform:
1. I will accept no campaign contributions from any person, company, or organization - and I'll slug anyone who tries. When elected, I will outlaw all campaign contributions.
2. Everyone gets a puppy.
It promises to be an interesting race, as in addition to the usual suspects like Al Sharpton, John McCain, et al - it appears General Zod will also be running. Here is his announcement:
General Zod for President, 2008. Zod's platform is interesting - consisting of lower taxes and cheap gas. His intent is to see that all of us have something worth surrendering to him, before we surrender everything to him.
I'm not sure how this will work out, strategically, given that Christopher Walken is also running in 2008. A three way race between myself, Zod, and Walken would be, I think, really good television. At any rate, I look forward to serving my country through vigorous debate with my distinguished opponents!