In other news, a friend has convinced me to run for President in 2008. I've accepted this important charge given to me by the public, and hereby announce my candidacy. Here is my Presidential platform, which is exactly the same as my bid for the Senate when I ran against Rick Santorum in Pennsylvania:
- 1. Campaign Finance Reform. I will not accept campaign contributions from any person, company, or organization. I will slug any man that tries to give me a campaign contribution. Further, I will outlaw all campaign contributions when elected.
2. Everyone gets a puppy.
Thank you for your support. Vote Davy in 2008!