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iGargoyles and my Presidential Bid

One of my ex-coworkers runs a really great site - igargoyle.com, which is a site about wearable computing. Now, I could just cross-post all the excellent links that Tom puts up, and seem cool for being so plugged in... but instead, I'll just let all you techno-gadgetry-geek enthusiasts take a gander. If it's about man-machine interface, AI, wearable computing, or just strange robotic gadgets, Tom's got it up there.

In other news, a friend has convinced me to run for President in 2008. I've accepted this important charge given to me by the public, and hereby announce my candidacy. Here is my Presidential platform, which is exactly the same as my bid for the Senate when I ran against Rick Santorum in Pennsylvania:

    1. Campaign Finance Reform. I will not accept campaign contributions from any person, company, or organization. I will slug any man that tries to give me a campaign contribution. Further, I will outlaw all campaign contributions when elected.

    2. Everyone gets a puppy.


Thank you for your support. Vote Davy in 2008!

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howmandu
Oct. 14th, 2005 06:14 pm (UTC)
would you be willing to find a running mate that was willing to provide everyone with some puppy chow? Just to show that you two were on the same page.
aghrivaine
Oct. 14th, 2005 06:24 pm (UTC)
Davy for President 2008 feels that stimulating the puppy chow and veterinary services sectors of the economy will be beneficial to Americans everywhere. I call this "piddle down" economics.
tessama
Oct. 14th, 2005 06:19 pm (UTC)
What KIND of puppy?
aghrivaine
Oct. 14th, 2005 06:22 pm (UTC)
Whatever you want, citizen.
stefestella
Oct. 14th, 2005 06:20 pm (UTC)
Is the puppy mandatory? Can I opt out?
aghrivaine
Oct. 14th, 2005 06:23 pm (UTC)
Other options will be made available, on an as-needed basis.
sarcasmoscorner
Oct. 14th, 2005 06:25 pm (UTC)
You know, if you had run for Pope on this platform, I think you may have won in stead of Senator Palpatine.
aghrivaine
Oct. 14th, 2005 06:27 pm (UTC)
Is Papal campaign contribution really important?
sarcasmoscorner
Oct. 14th, 2005 06:29 pm (UTC)
No, but as I'm led to understand it, Papal Puppies are KEY.
aghrivaine
Oct. 14th, 2005 06:36 pm (UTC)
Ah.
Well, my mistake!
yagathai
Oct. 14th, 2005 06:27 pm (UTC)
If you become president, then...
Long live the revolution!
aghrivaine
Oct. 14th, 2005 06:35 pm (UTC)
Re: If you become president, then...
If Bush didn't drive you into the hills, I won't either. I predict I would be far more beloved than Bush.
erythromeister
Oct. 15th, 2005 04:44 am (UTC)
Puppies
Would we all get puppies within a certain time frame, or are you saying that maybe sometime in your second terms we might get some puppies? Who gets puppies first? Are these AMERICAN puppies or are you going to import some FOREIGN puppies who will compete with our AMERICAN red-blooded puppies for puppy chow and feeding bowls.

And what about the way puppies treat the media?
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