"We're more of the love, blood, and rhetoric school. Well, we can do you blood and love without the rhetoric, and we can do you blood and rhetoric without the love, and we can do you all three concurrent or consecutive. But we can't give you love and rhetoric without the blood. Blood is compulsory. They're all blood, you see."
I find it applies to my friends, and life in general, except I believe I would re-write it as follows:
"We're more of the drama, lj, and gaming school. Well, we can do you drama and livejournal without the gaming, and we can do you drama and gaming without the livejournal, and we can do you all three concurrent or consecutive. But we can't give you gaming and livejournal without the drama. Drama is compulsory. They're all drama, you see."