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Two great tastes...

I really love The Daily Show.
I really hate Giant Squids.

Why, oh why, did The Daily Show last night have to feature a lengthy segment on Giant Squids? And why did it have to be decidedly PRO Giant Squid, exhorting squids to be as Giant on the inside as they are on the outside?

Curse you, John Stewart!!

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aghrivaine
Sep. 29th, 2005 06:05 pm (UTC)
Nah, that's ridiculous.
The conspiracy is definitely NOT a secret.
yagathai
Sep. 29th, 2005 06:27 pm (UTC)
I, for one, welcome our new tentacled masters.
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yagathai
Sep. 29th, 2005 06:48 pm (UTC)
Right. Sorry.
greengerg
Sep. 29th, 2005 06:47 pm (UTC)
All hail Tentaculo!

Seriously, why the hate for our rather large squid friends? Ain't they purty?
aghrivaine
Sep. 29th, 2005 06:49 pm (UTC)
I dunno, they just really freak me out, man.
yagathai
Sep. 29th, 2005 06:53 pm (UTC)
I thought it had something to do with this?
toast3r
Sep. 29th, 2005 06:52 pm (UTC)
As much people rave right now how squids are large on the inside as they are on the outside, don't they realize that the female version of the squid has sharp beak-like things right next to their office?

If you don't have perfect aim, it can get bitten off.

Squids are not known for perfect aim.

Hence the evolution.
aghrivaine
Sep. 29th, 2005 06:56 pm (UTC)
Yes. Male Giant Squids also fairly frequently inseminate themselves by accident. YUCK.

Lesson to be learned - don't hang out with Giant Squids after they've had a few.
thealiwoman
Sep. 29th, 2005 10:29 pm (UTC)
I think I'm going to be sick....
aghrivaine
Sep. 29th, 2005 10:33 pm (UTC)
It is my fault? Something I said?
Or that horrilble, horrible eye?
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