Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash: Pick Two (aghrivaine) wrote,
Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash: Pick Two


When I made coffee this morning, the coffee maker blew up all over our little kitchen.

I was on the phone with a customer when my boss (one of the four) came in, and asked if I made coffee. I always make coffee, this is a given. Asking if I made coffee is foolish. I'm always the first one in, and I always make the coffee. If I didnt' make coffee, you would have to flee immediately, because obviously there was a pack of wild wolverines loose in the office.

He goes into the kitchen, and says "Oh, I wish I had a camera. The coffee is everywhere." Sure enough, the filter basket had popped out half way through the brew cycle, spewing hot water, coffee grounds, and a soupy mixture of the two all over the floor, cieling, wall, and counter.

There was still half a pot in the carafe. It was mostly unfiltered, mostly just hot-water and grounds mixed up.

I drank it.

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