Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash: Pick Two (aghrivaine) wrote,
Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash: Pick Two
aghrivaine

DJ Feanor - Old Skool

In Honor of the "Lord of the Rhymes"



Before the sun and moon
when the lamps were dark,
and the trees gave light in the elf-king's park,
Even before the kin-slaying
was the rhyme-saying
of the first age master
the original mean ol' bastard

Don't even mention the ring
it ain't no thing, no matter how bad Sauron wanted it
it was just cheap bling when Frodo flaunted it
Compared to a real bad ass old skoo drive by-kill
the super-fly bling First Age silmaril!

I'm talkin' about the mightiest DJ there ever was
the king of all elves was his homeboy cuz'
Rapmaster Feanor was the original master
if you battle with him you're courting disaster

Homeboy will burn your ships like he doesn't need 'em,
He'll go toe to toe with Morgoth and bleed 'im.
motherfucker, he didn't just invent the rhyming,
he created writing with immaculate timing
Even Mandos when he pronounced his doom
new Feanor was the baddest dj in the room
all of arda is bound up in the fate of those few jewelz
because DJ Feanor old skool rulez!

I'm talkin' about the mightiest DJ there ever was
the king of all elves was his homeboy cuz'
Rapmaster Feanor was the original master
if you battle with him you're courting disaster

Now DJ Morgoth called him out,
Dissed his daddy and started the 'bout.
Stole his bling, and made for the hills,
So Feanor followed to collect on the bills.
Called up his homies, and made 'em swear,
they'd take off with him on his righteous tear.
Before he set off, he went to the king,
And told him that morgoth had stole his bling.
"Stay, Playa, you can't go"
"I'm not listenin' if you say no".
so they grabbed some ships down at the docks,
when some cats tried to stop him, he popped their chocks.



Okay, I have to stop now.
This is hurting even my brain.
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