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Overheard from Valley Girl

Right next to my office, there's a Carrows - which, for those of you not from the West Coast, is like a Denny's or a Bob's Big Boy. It's immediately next door, so it's convenient. I'm eating my half-sandwich and salad, when in walks this girl.

She's gorgeous. She's pale and delicate, and very thin - she has huge, ice-blue eyes and hair so blonde it's silver-white. She looks like a snow-sculputure. She's sitting with a woman who is obviously her mother, and they're chatting in an animated fashion. A song comes on the PA that she likes, an old motown hit, and she does a little chair-dance that's awfully endearing.

And then I hear this.
Valley Girl: "What is iced tea made out of anyway?"
Mother: [pauses a moment] "Water and tea, honey."
Valley Girl: "Oh. Is that all?"

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maeris
Aug. 19th, 2005 10:57 pm (UTC)
*sigh*
aghrivaine
Aug. 19th, 2005 10:58 pm (UTC)
Shah, I know. I mean like, it has to have ice, right? Otherwise it would just be tea?
tessama
Aug. 19th, 2005 11:59 pm (UTC)
"If it weren't for my horse, I never would've spent that year at college."
storytellersjem
Aug. 20th, 2005 12:33 am (UTC)
So did you ask her out?
aghrivaine
Aug. 20th, 2005 12:35 am (UTC)
Because vapidity is sooo sexy.
storytellersjem
Aug. 20th, 2005 12:47 am (UTC)
Wait, you didn't even talk to her and presumed she was a dumbass, right?
aghrivaine
Aug. 20th, 2005 12:49 am (UTC)
Perhaps I rushed to judgement.
Wait... iced tea...

Naah!
storytellersjem
Aug. 20th, 2005 12:56 am (UTC)
Uh, you could have always gotten her number and then dumped her if she was a true valley girl. Now, you'll never know. *sad music plays*

You guys could have been soulmates, man! LOL
frekyflrtyfairy
Aug. 20th, 2005 02:19 am (UTC)
so give her a ball gag and you're in love, is it??

wanna borrow mine?.. it has a drool hole that could double as her straw intake for her liquid diet.
ulariyus
Aug. 20th, 2005 10:23 am (UTC)
valley girl wow they really are still around and you would have thought the board of education would be trying to fix that
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