Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash: Pick Two (aghrivaine) wrote,
Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash: Pick Two

Advice for the ladies

Here's some advice for the ladies. (Or for men so inclined...) If your fella asks you if you're into anal, and you're not interested, just widen your eyes in alarm and say, "Oh no! You're way too big for that."

No man on earth will argue with that logic.

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