Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash: Pick Two (aghrivaine) wrote,
Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash: Pick Two

Stunt Butt Needed

I'm working on an indy film project that's going to be shown at film festivals around the world. It's a comedy short, the name and contents of which I shall not divulge. However, it revolves around a man's posterior.

The director and producer needs someone to play that man's posterior. He describes this as "a word class ass". I wish that described my ass, but alas, as my ancestry is Scots-Irish and Viking - mine was built for comfort while sitting in a bog, or rowing a longship on a hard wooden plank. For these taks it is ideal, for aesthetic appeal, it is not so much the case.

So, do you, or some male that you know - have a perfect, "world class ass" that you'd be willing to expose for nothing other than fame, and perhaps a small salary? (v.v. small) If so, drop me a line, and I'll put you in touch with the production company! The shot will consist of the butt, and nothing but the butt - so you needn't fear your face being associated with your ass - unless of course, you attempt to kiss your own butt, but that's a whole 'nother issue.

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