Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash: Pick Two (aghrivaine) wrote,
Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash: Pick Two

The wages of sin

If the wages of sin is death, then the specific wages of the specific sin of vanity is clearly feeling like death.

Because, it turns out, if you do two hard workouts within 12 hours without having set foot in a gym for six months, you will feel paralytically sore the following day. I actually woke up in the middle of the night and realized that I was so sore I couldn't actually turn over. Wrestling my pillow back into place was an agony, and getting out of bed was an Herculean task that was nearly all I was worth this morning.

Thank the powers that be for copious amounts of ibuprofen and relafen. In this manner, I was able to drag myself to work using my eyebrows (which didn't get a work out, and thus were only sympathetically sore, not actually sore) - and by the time I got here, I was just able to flop my velociraptor-like arms up onto the keyboard rest, where they shall remain for the rest of the day.

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