Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash: Pick Two (aghrivaine) wrote,
Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash: Pick Two

Lions rescue Kidnapped Girl

While the following story, in which lions rescue a kidnapped girl illuminates horrific practices in Ethiopa, where as many as 40% of all marriages follow abduction, beating, and rape - I couldn't help but think that a group of lions rescuing a 12 year old being forced into one of said marriages - and then releasing her without harm when the police came - really ought to be followed by a little song and dance number involving the various animals of the Ethiopian plane. The animals would sing the girl's praises, restoring her fractured self-esteem, and they would encourage her to pick her own mate, like they do. They might squabble over how, like the goats would recommend head-butting competitions, the wolves throat-wrestling, birds nest-building.. and so forth. The important thing is, there would be singing and dancing, and the lions would take care of the girl.

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